nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

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kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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iwishihadafather:

thatcarlymay:

iwishihadafather:

"It’s a metaphor," the terrorist tells the FBI, "You put the bomb in the building but don’t blow it up."

Of all the shitty metaphor jokes, this is the shittiest.

"It’s a metaphor," I said to the annoying white girl, "I act like I care about your opinion but I actually don’t."

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abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

(via thatsjustmeandnobodyelse)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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