buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via slutwhat)

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

(via moderatelyannoyed)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via teapotharry)

  • American: I want to live in the UK.
  • Asian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Indian: I want to live in the UK.
  • African: I want to live in the UK.
  • Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
  • Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
  • French: I want to live in the UK.
  • Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
  • British: wat
  • Irish: feckin' English bastards

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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(via encourage)